The duffer on your list may never win as many golf tournaments as Jack Nicklaus but perhaps the Golden Bear's socks will inspire a little better play.
Well, they're not actually Jack’s socks. But the Jack Nicklaus Green Socks by Stance are every bit as colorful and fun as socks get, sporting the famous image of his win at the 1972 U.S. Open at iconic Pebble Beach Golf Links.
With arch support, a reinforced heel and toe and made of a comfortable pique knit fabric for when you strike that "Yes, SIR!" pose after making a big putt.